Beat My Children Adult Unisex Tee Christmas White ink in a retro

White ink in a retro rounded script font reading "Alright stop

Your kid is running up numbers at the milk bar and they are not slowing down

White lightning bolt accents flank the cat on both sides

stirring up existential crises at family dinners since forever

and a complete disregard for the word "no

Beat My Children Adult Unisex Tee Christmas White ink in a retroRead the whole shirt before you call anyone. Context is everything. Mario Kart waits for no one. The Details: Black ink on a heather grey tee with "NOT AFRAID TO BEAT MY CHILDREN" in large, slightly arched bold condensed block capitals stacked across four lines. Below in much smaller text, "AT VIDEO GAMES" appears alongside a small illustration of a video game controller. Distressed vintage texture throughout. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100%