Hold My Juice Box Youth Tee Athletics and blue ink on a

and blue ink on a navy tee with a vintage athletic trophy aesthetic

Yellow arched text reads "The Original Since Birth" surrounding a yellow circle containing a cartoon butt illustration with "TRD" and "MRK" labels flanking it

Three words that have never once been followed by anyone in this house actually stopping

Every fall is calculated

Taco night does not need a calendar

Hold My Juice Box Youth Tee Athletics and blue ink on aFour words that guarantee something is about to go sideways at the playground. Your kid just spotted the tallest slide, the deepest puddle, or the most ill advised jump. All you can do is hold the box and watch. The Details: A retro cartoon juice box character with a mischievous grin is running with splashing juice and a straw sticking out the top. The text "Hold My Juice Box" arcs in bold yellow block letters above and below the character, with